A Very Creative Christmas – Day 5 – More Like Mistle-Touch-Me-And-I’ll-Hurt-You

It’s the fifth in a series of twelve questions courtesy of Kim over at Later Levels, and it’s… a cheeky one! All the details of this Christmassy Q&A are here, so why not get involved?

Today’s question is:

‘The party is still going strong and you find yourself conveniently positioned under the mistletoe. Which video game character would you call over for a cheeky kiss?’

Well, I am a happily taken man, so the only person I’d want a cheeky kiss from would be my other half, Hannah.

But, in the spirit of Christmas, let’s break down the candidates anyway. See, my favourite series of all time has to be Kingdom Hearts (no surprises there, I mention it in practically every post), and there are quite a few characters in the franchise who are enormous waifu material, if you believe what people online have to say about them. I’m reasonably sure, however, that a few of them are underage, so that feels weird. What I can do, though, is go through a quick top ten of KH characters who I definitely don’t want to find waiting for me! (Spoilers, by the way.)

Larxene_KHD.pngLARXENE

We don’t get to know this thunder-ninja as well as I’d have liked, since she gets taken out pretty soon after her introduction in Chain of Memories, but we do know that she’s sadistic and just generally pretty scary. No thanks!

 

 

URSULAdownload

She’s a giant purple octopus woman who also happens to be really… just kind of a horrible person. Nothing but downside to this one.

 

s_a_i_x_id_by_saix_luna_diviner-d3cab7w.pngSAIX

Possibly the one member of the KH repertoire of villains who’s more unhinged than his colleague Larxene. Sure, there are more megalomaniacal baddies on the roster, but Saix possesses a berserker ability that allows him to just snap and turn into a crazed killing machine. And possibly werewolf. Also, he used to be mates with Axel, who’s a pretty decent guy (some of the time) but they fell out in a pretty epic way, so you know Saix isn’t a friendly feller. Don’t get on his bad side!

KING MICKEYKing_Mickey_KHREC.png

He’s an anthropomorphic mouse, which doesn’t really say ‘kissable material’ to me. He’s also royalty, so can you imagine the scandal if Minnie found out?!

 

Maleficent_KHBBSMALEFICENT

Her face is so sharp I think I’d get decapitated just trying to get a smooch.

 

 

VENTUSmain-qimg-499ecb94271b07f257e813df7a002292.png

Cool guy, but currently in a coma. No kissing without consent, kids!

 

 

Sephiroth_KHSEPHIROTH

I mean, he’s not the most unattractive feller, but I’ve got this image of turning around to find myself nose-to-nose with him and suddenly One-Winged Angel starts blaring and the whole thing sounds terrifying and embarrassing.

XIONXion_2_KHD.png

One of my favourite characters, actually (despite mixed reception in the fandom). Her story’s very sad, though, and she ends up disappearing not only from reality, but from everyone’s memories, too. I think I’d just end up crying, and nobody likes a sloppy cry-snog.

 

 

1b9b9f58978a0e60304990102b982720--vanitas-kingdom-hearts-births.jpgVANITAS

As a kind of personification of the pure darkness in Ventus’ heart, forcibly removed, Vanitas also happens to possess the ability to spawn little mook creatures from his raging emotions. Typical teenage angst. Not my type.

 

 

 

MASTER XEHANORTMaster_Xehanort_KHBBS.png

Look at him. Just look at that obviously evil face. Nothing about this man is kissable. No ta.

 

 

 

 

 

H_by_sleep
*TERROR INTENSIFIES*

7 comments

  1. So Larxene may be on your “don’t” list, but when I was 15 I definitely had a crush on her in that weird, teenagers-are-drawn-to-unhealthy-relationships sort of way. But as you said, these days there’s the question of age to consider so it’s probably better just to put the whole cast on the “don’t” list!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I was actually quite close to having a ‘do’ list and then I realised that I really didn’t know how old anyone was meant to be. I definitely had major crushes on Kairi, Aqua, Namine, and yes, probably even Larxene a bit – but that was back when I was a barely-teen, and would seem weird to admit now!

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s