On the sixth day of Christmas, Kim at Later Levels asked…

‘ You’re woken from your drunken haze by another frantic call from Santa, who’s worried he’s not going to make all his deliveries in time. Which video game item or vehicle would you recommend for him?’

Well, thank goodness Kim’s on the case to have everyone give some suggestions. There’ll be plenty of bloggers answering this same question, as well as others throughout the twelve days of Christmas! All the details of this Christmassy Q&A are here, so why not get involved?

My first thought is NOCLIP. If I could recommend that Santa just turned off collisions, stuck himself in godmode and noclipped through everything, flying through walls as if they didn’t even exist, everything would be, like, totally, not even a problem, dude.

But that’s neither an item nor a vehicle.

I think what I would suggest is that Santa might be best served going a little bit… unorthodox.

How about putting him in the mechanised suit from Vanquish?

It’s a power suit that allows the wearer to move with great agility, and it also has rockets strapped to almost every inch of it for an extra boost of speed; plus you can go bullet-time, which would be great for dropping presents off rapid-fire with great accuracy.

Maybe it’s a dumb idea, but it’s a funny image.

Any better suggestions? There’s no question of the day tomorrow, since it is THE BIG DAY, but check back on Wednesday 27th to find out what I’m hoping Santa might have got me! (Except… it’ll be after Christmas at that point. So I’ll know. But I’ll have written it before then and scheduled it, so it’s fine. See ya then!)